Former Spokane NAACP President Rachel Dolezal has been offered her own reality show by two different cable networks. I'm working on a title for it: "Fake Roots?" "The Far From Real Housewife of Spokane?" Too bad "Once Upon a Time" was already taken.
Canada's government websites were shut down after a cyber-attack. The number one question up north these days: "I wonder what that was all a boat?"
Do know when LSU's football team holds their team meetings? On Visitor's Day. From my buddy, Skip Tucker: On the bright side, selfie sticks ("narcissisticks") can also act as lightning rods.
Audi will be giving away a new pair of shoes with every car sale. Isn't that like Boeing giving away a free parachute with every plane sold?
Comcast founder Ralph Roberts has died at age 95. His funeral will be held a week from Wednesday, sometime between noon and 4pm.
Scientists say the human body contains around 37.2-trillion cells, if you're counting. Then again, if you are, you could spend your entire lifetime counting.
Well, to no one's surprise, this was the first year at Bruce Jenner's house that he didn't receive a tie.
Pope Francis has called for an immediate effort to reduce global warming. Seriously, you don't want to see him in an above-the-knee robe.
NBC's "Hannibal" has been canceled after three seasons. Funny, but they can't find the guy who actually made the announcement...
Rapper Sean "P. Diddy" Combs was arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon on the UCLA campus Monday. Of course, the big question: Diddy?
Wanna see Donald Duck? Throw something at him!
Queen Elizabeth may have to move out of Buckingham Palace for a while so that they can do a major reconstructive overhaul. On the palace, not the queen.
The Scottish government says they're going to stop paying the queen $3.2 million every year. Needless to say, she is not amused. Especially by either of the last two jokes.
Scientists say that global warming will result in smaller loaves of bread by 2050. Of course, the world's solution: then I'll just have TWO sandwiches.
People who waffle and constantly change their minds drive me nuts. Then they don't.
A CNN anchor suggested this week that the Jefferson Memorial should be taken down because Jefferson owned slaves. There's a big anti-Confederacy movement underway. There was even a suggestion to balance out the title and make it, "50 Shades of Blue and Grey."
Indiana police arrested a man the other day for trespassing and licking a toad. Probably not the first thing you want to bring up to your cellmate...
A study says that conservatives may be better at dieting than liberals. To that, I say two words: Chris Christie.
A study says that there is little evidence to show that medicinal marijuana helps with any illnesses. That's a tough one. I can imagine the subjects are smoking away when one of them says, "What were we doing again?"
TOP FIVE WAYS TO DEMONSTRATE JUST HOW LAZY YOU ARE THIS SUMMER
Uber through a sprinkler
Go on a two-week camping trip in your backyard
Hire the neighbor kid to go out to the mailbox and pick up the mail for you
Set up your wading pool in your bathtub
Export your Lemonade Stand business to a Third World Country
TOP FIVE WARNING SIGNS YOUR WEDDING MAY BE IN TROUBLE
Bride hasn't been seen since January
Due to scheduling conflict, there's a bowling tournament schedule at the same time at the alley where the wedding was planned
Father of Bride has prepared 20-minute speech to follow question, "Does anyone here object?"
Groomsman still believes exploding bouquet gag would be hilarious
Wedding planner is former coach of the Oakland Raiders