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Our 1,089th Edition
December 23rd, 2016

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A COUPLE OF BONUS CHRISTMAS TREATS
The Holiday Edition of The Wacky Week Podcast
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A new study claims that fake news may actually cause hiccups. This research, from the University of I-Gotcha!

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna have officially split. Well, that's one way out of having to buy a Christmas present.

Now TV is reconsidering a reboot of "All in the Family" and "The Jeffersons." We need to pass legislation before someone remembers The Gong Show.

'Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house, not a thing had been paid for. Just sayin'...

Facebook says they're going to start labeling the fake news stories. They've apparently got the technology to have the false stories start glowing. OK, I made that part up...

Oh, to be a fly on the wall, as long as no one has a fly swatter...

The Christmas shopping is getting pretty fierce out there. In fact, at several malls, chains are now required.

This year for Christmas, all I want is more materialism than ever before!!

For the record, there are 42 different Lifetime Christmas movies. Also for the record, there are only 3 different plots.

Remember, you can make a difference. Just don't do things the same way.

What if I only want to jingle part of the way?

Wal-Mart is closing earlier this year on Christmas Eve, at 6pm. And seriously, if you found yourself with shopping left to do at 6pm on Christmas Eve, you need help.

A new study claims that stress also causes dogs to go grey. Can "Just for Dogs" be far behind?

Remember, what I truly want for Christmas can't be bought. Unless you'd consider an offer.

Arizona has become the first state to require that cursive handwriting be taught in schools. Write on!
 
Now there’s a Purdue University study that says eating red meat is actually good for your blood pressure.  Can we stop the research now and just call it good?

A study says lonely men are more likely to have sex with robots. And those robots are usually the ones that didn’t have very much luck on GearGrinder.com.
 
In Boston, five adults were arrested at a Chuck E. Cheese after getting into a brawl broke out. Season’s beatings.

I don't have a drinking problem. I just like to take a shot every time I hear Mariah Carey's song, "All I Want For Christmas Is You!"

I’ve decided, in the New Year, that I’m going to try and not little things bug me so much. Like cod fish. Why do you have to say “fish?” Is there another kind of cod?
 
Donald Trump has named Kellyanne Conway as a presidential adviser. “Of all the qualified candidates, this was the best choice ever!” said the writers from Saturday Night Live.
 
Actually, they’re calling her title, Counselor to the President. And regardless of how you feel about Kellyanne, I think we can all agree that Donald Trump probably needs counseling.
 
Thursday was the last day that Amazon could guarantee delivery by Christmas. Yes, as of today, you are officially screwed.
 
TOP FIVE CHRISTMAS PRACTICAL JOKES

  1. Putting a water balloon in your kid's back pocket before he sits in Santa's lap.
  2. Placing a whoopee cushion at the bottom of the chimney.
  3. Leaving out rubber carrots for the reindeer.
  4. Greasing the chimney.
  5. Putting out Easter candy with the word "Easter" crossed out and Christmas written in.

TOP FIVE DUMBEST CHRISTMAS CAROLS

  1. "Walking in a Winter Wonder Bra"
  2. "Jingle Bulls"
  3. "God Rest Ye Jerry Mentlemen"
  4. "O Christmas Flea"
  5. "Silent Library"
Laugh a little, would ya?
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