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July 21st, 2017
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A massive iceberg break from Antarctica is so large that researchers are saying maps will have to be redrawn. What is bad news for humanity is great news for map-makers.
From my radio brother, Skip Tucker: I've often wondered if the clothing, shoe, and iPhone factories of Southeast Asia ever have a "Take Your Parents to Work Day"?
With all the hackers out there, why isn't at least one of them trying to take over President Trump's account? I think we'd all come out ahead.
If you're just sick about how the country is being run these days, the even worse news? That's not covered by Trumpcare, either.
A new study claims that working more than 55 hours a week increases your risk of heart problems... and complaining about it to friends.
The world's largest Ferris Wheel is being built in Dubai at more than 600-feet tall! I plan to apply for cruise director.
Some people are expressing fears that Amazon is getting too big. Those same people are getting messages from their computer that their thinking is wrong.
New research seems to indicate ravens can plan ahead. Baltimore Ravens, for example, are already planning not to make the playoffs.
Zombie movie director George A. Romero died over the weekend. He was 77. Oh, wait -- he's back up!
Samsung has unveiled a 34-foot LED TV screen because apparently, you needed one.
Until they can move the Northern LIghts to a more reasonable time, I'm afraid I'll have to settle for the pictures.
A study says having sex once a week slows the aging process. In other words, I could go any minute.
I saw on Twitter a family announcing they were pregnant and because they were baseball fans, worded it as "We're adding a new member to our team. Player to be named later."
O.J. Simpson's parole hearing is this Thursday. I'd be really scared right now if I owned an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Remember, don't accept friend requests from Hormel Foods. It could be Spam.
I wonder if Flo from Progressive is secretly conservative?
So, it appears the question of the week is, "Should O.J. walk... again?"
It appears that Trumpcare has failed. Probably should have had insurance on it.
I've always wanted to go to a Comic-Con. I think I'd like the Comics part, but the Cons would scare me.
Employees at a Ford dealership in Ohio discovered more than 400-pounds of marijuana hidden inside cars shipped from Mexico earlier this month. They didn't get very good gas mileage, but you cared a lot less.
A Taco Bell worker in Texas went on a rampage, throwing a tea dispenser at their boss. Immediately afterwards, he made a run for the border.
I just saw an org chart and to be honest, I don't think Orgs are that organized.
Radio brother Glenn Capeloto says he just burned 2000 calories. He left the brownies in the oven while taking a nap.
A report says the GOP Congress is the least productive in 164 years. I guess they could consider that an achievement.
A study says make up sex is not always good for a relationship. Especially, when it's with another person.
Rose O'Donnell has created an uproar by promoting an online game where players can push Donald Trump off a cliff. Somewhere, Kathy Griffin is saying, "Thank you, Rosie!"
Frances Gabe, the inventor of the self-cleaning home, has died at the age of 101. Funeral services will be handled by a machine.
A report says Donald Trump is the least physically fit president in decades. Well, at least his mental….uh, I’ll stop there.
TOP FIVE REASONS NO ONE IS WATCHING YOUR YOUTUBE VIDEO
- Animal rights groups were protesting your treatment of animals until they realized that was you singing
- Placing a camera inside a car tire was never a great idea
- It was historic, being the first music video entirely shot from 1-inch away, but...
- The title, "Life of Tick" probably scared a few people away
- For starters, cleaning out the garage was not a great topic
TOP FIVE SIGNS YOU GO TO STARBUCKS TOO OFTEN
- They've built you your own drive-through window
- You've legally changed your middle name to "light ice, no room"
- You're up to seven family caffeine interventions
- They have a stack of cups with your name already written on it
- They start making your drink when you touch the door handle
Laugh a little, would ya?