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September 14th, 2012

Just back and getting a few of these out to keep the streak alive.  Back to regulation length next week!

I just returned from an Alaskan cruise. The one thing I learned--never yell out, "Look at that whale!" when near the pool area.

Deena, from Jersey Shore, has been officially banned from a bar for two years.  My guess is she'll find another one.

A new poll claims that 58 percent of Americans believe Barack Obama would beat Mitt Romney in a fistfight.  Did I miss something?  Are they doing the debates differently this time?

A postal employee in Florida has been arrested for delivering cocaine on his mail route. Officials became suspicious when most of the mail he delivered was either on time or early!

Honey Boo Boo's pa is hobbling around on crutches, after hurting himself on an ATV.  Of course, most of their relatives are asking, "How'd he get hurt on the first three letters of the alphabet?"


  1. You open your fridge and even though it's full, it's not enough.
  2. Food just doesn't look right without an ice sculpture
  3. You've waited two hours and still no one has bussed your dishes.
  4. Front window was just shot out by flying pants button
  5. First time I've ever had a bathroom scale run away from me


PS--A beautiful view of the Milky Way from Mars on this week's Facebook Post of the Week.
PSPS--Some Alaskan cruise highlights on my blog.
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