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May 31st, 2013

The Boy Scouts of America have voted to allow gay scouts, but gay scout leaders are still banned. In a related story, it's OK to be gay as a kid, but not as an adult.

Can the rainbow merit badge be far behind?

President Obama says he would never use drones on American citizens...but he has asked for a Donald Trump exemption.

In Washington state, there's at least one area where residents can no longer say the cliche`, "Oh, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it!'

A fire broke out on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship. No one was injured, but the cruise was canceled. I think the entire cruise ship industry needs some time off. Maybe go on a vacation. On land, somewhere.

Chinese hackers are said to have breached top secret weapon designs. They also claim they can hack almost anywhere and they is really nice persons.

Time magazine found a picture of President Obama at his high school prom back in 1979. Ironically, that was around the same time the school's ASB fund was targeting students with Reagan bumperstickers on their Peechees.

My dog is learning how to meow with Rosetta Bone.

Disneyland's Toon Town had to be evacuated briefly on Tuesday after there was an explosion. Goofy!!!!

It turned out to be a dry ice explosion. Needless to say, it made Grumpy grumpier.

The Vatican has issued a statement, reminding us that it still the church's view that all atheists will go to hell. Especially those who didn't vote for Judith Hill on "The Voice."

I'm waiting to hear about the new documentary, "Game of Drones."

A new study claims that diet soda's effect on teeth is very similar to meth and crack cocaine... which explains why I switched from diet soda. I mean, if I'm going to ruin my teeth, might as well make it worth my while.

Gay marriage is becoming legal in France. All of a sudden, Gay Pairee seems redundant.

The CEO of Apple says they have devices on the way that will be "game changers." Oh boy, we're going to play a game!

Microsoft is releasing a sneak peek at the new versions of Windows 8, so you can forget about the original version of Windows 8 and focus more on what they need to do for the next version of Windows 8.

A group of experts say they believe they've found the wreckage of Amelia Earhart's plane when she disappeared back in 1937.  And I can't even find my car keys.

The Vatican now says that atheists won't be able to get into heaven.  Isn't that like telling vegans they're not invited to the steak fry?


  1.     That credit card in your wallet... is smoldering!
  2.     You carry your cards in a holster
  3.     Your credit card statement weighs five pounds -- and that's an email!
  4.     Church now passes around a charge plate so you have no excuse
  5.     You've earned enough miles to fly to Mars


  1.     Long John Bon Jovi
  2.     Billy the Squid eater
  3.     Captain Private
  4.     Tone-deaf Tommy
  5.     Swishing Sam

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