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July 28th, 2017
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Playwright Tony Kushner says he's writing a play about "borderline psychotic" Donald Trump. I guess borderline is the fiction part.
Researchers say they may have discovered the tomb of King Tut's wife, the real ruler of Egypt.
It's beginning to seem like the secret to a long and successful music career is to not be successful.
Justin Bieber has been banned from China in order to "purify the nation." We need purification. Could be worth a try... just sayin'...
White House press secretary Sean Spicer resigned on Friday. One less impression for Melissa McCarthy.
Lyft is planning to launch self-driving car rides by the end of the year. Perfect for those who want someone else to drive, but not anyone.
Donald Trump has named a temporary ethics chief because if anyone in his staff has ethics, odds are pretty good that it will only be temporary.
A study says too much time at work can lead to an irregular heart rhythm. At least, that's the excuse for leaving early I'm trying this week...
A new study claims that alcohol can actually improve your memory. Ironically, I forget where I read that...
Ford says their 2018 Ford Mustang GT is their fastest version ever. Because, if you're going to get a speeding ticket, it might as well be a good one.
The 60-year-old leader of a polygamous community in Canada has been found guilty of having 25 wives. My God man, what are you thinking?
Fact-checking site Snopes says they are in danger of closing down because of a business dispute. Now the big question: is that really true?
A new Harvard study backs up the long-time adage that money can buy happiness. I feel vindicated!
I'm old enough to remember when someone tweeted, it wasn't a good thing. President Trump has made what's old new again.
Ever notice how often the phrases "Game of Thrones" and "Shocking Death" appear near each other?
I think we should have Michael Phelps race congress next. He has to swim the Atlantic Ocean and finish before they replace Obamacare. I think it'll be close.
Radio brother Skip Tucker says with the rising number of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before there's a country song about how your truck left you, too.
Saw this on Facebook: A Roman soldier walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Give me five beers."
To be honest, I was half-expecting one of the TV networks to do a Summer replacement show called, "America's Got Problems."
Studies say the sperm count of western men has plunged to a record low. I’m thinking the laptop is connected to the lap bone.
Domino’s Pizza says profits were up 33% although overseas sales were down. They’ve asked investors to have trust in them. Investors asked, “Thick or thin trust?”
Wednesday, by the way, was Bagpipe Appreciation Day. We waited a couple of days to tell you, just in the off-chance you’d consider celebrating it.
TOP FIVE INVENTIONS YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE FILED PATENTS FOR
TOP FIVE SIGNS YOUR CHILD IS NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING BACK TO SCHOOL
- Diet water
- A political post generator for Facebook
- Inedible Pizza
- The electric nose picker
- The heated ice cube tray
- Has asked President Trump to tweet bad things about the principal
- Has stuffed his Back to School backpack with a parachute
- You've discovered a map of an elaborate escape tunnel from the school cafeteria
- Has started wearing a "Heck no, I won't go" t-shirt
- He's taken his Teddy Bear hostage
Laugh a little, would ya?