Kylie Jenner experienced a life-changing moment last week. She tweeted, "Last night I had cereal with milk for the first time, life changing." I'm just wondering how they kept that from her all these years.
Yes, Kylie Jenner almost melted down Twitter by revealing that she had cereal with milk for the very first time. I can just imagine what's going to happen when she experiments with syrup on pancakes.
A restaurant owner in Maine is testing out what she believes to be a more humane way of killing the lobsters they serve. She gets them high on marijuana before they get boiled alive. That explains the roach clip one restaurant customer found in his lobster last week.
Meghan Markle has launched a charity cookbook because, I don't know about you, but when I think of members of the royal family, I think of them working away in the kitchen.
Oreo is going to release limited-edition birthday cake-flavored cookies to celebrate the 90th year of Mickey Mouse. Pretty much any Oreo at our house is a limited edition. See it quickly.
The positive person would say that today is going to be a great day. The negative person quickly points out that the Cleveland Browns haven't won a game since last summer.
Up in Canada, John Turmel has set an all-time record for having run for office 96 times... and losing every single time. Who I feel bad for is the guy who had the record-now he's lost that, too!
According to a new survey, one third of students were bullied last year. That's good information to know. Some of the kids wouldn't take the survey, about a third of them. But we made them... .oh, wait a minute.
Interesting election going on in Arizona, where State Representative Paul Gosar is running for re-election... .and all six of his brothers and sisters are in a commercial endorsing his opponent. Setting the stage for worst Thanksgiving ever!
A report says the Orioles expect to replace manager Buck Showalter at the end of the season. Thank you for that sports update, Captain Obvious!
The number of people living with Alzheimer's Disease is expected to double by 2060. In other news, the number of people living with Alzheimer's Disease is expected to double by 2060.
Starbucks says that leadership shifts and organizational changes are underway and yes, some layoffs are brewing. Hopefully, they'll get the names right.
President Trump visited the U.N. yesterday. I haven't checked yet-is the world still out there?
Jimmy Kimmel said it: "The last time the Cleveland Browns had won a game, Donald Trump wasn't president and Kevin Spacey was."
A new study says 10-minutes of exercise a day will improve your memory. I've been only 9-minutes a day, but I forget for how long.
The older I get, the more I realize... .something.
Weight Watchers is shortening its name to WW. Which is M-and-M's, but upside down. Yeah, food owns me.
Dunkin' Donuts is dropping the word "Donuts" from its name. Now, if we could just get people to quit saying, "Cod fish."
Researchers are mapping climate change by studying tree rings. They say when they cut them down to count the rings, something is killing them.
To celebrate his 50th birthday, Will Smith bungee-jumped out of a helicopter over the Grand Canyon. For my 50th birthday, I ordered a second round of dinner rolls.
O.J. Simpson says that Bill Cosby should be in protective custody. Never have I ever cared less about both sides of a sentence.
Scientists developed a robotic skin that can make stuffed animals appear to come to life. Once again, we must have found a cure for cancer if we can be spending time on that stuff.
President Trump says that China is attempting to interfere with this year’s election results. Here’s hoping they do a better job than Russia did in the last one.
O.J. Simpson says that Bill Cosby should be in protective custody. Never have I ever cared less about both sides of a sentence.
Scientists developed a robotic skin that can make stuffed animals appear to come to life. Once again, we must have found a cure for cancer if we can be spending time on that stuff.
President Trump says that China is attempting to interfere with this year’s election results. Here’s hoping they do a better job than Russia did in the last one.
Scientists say people shake hands to detect each other’s smell. We do? I usually avoid people the day after Taco Night.
A fan says she was scammed out of $11,000 by a person posing as Bruce Springsteen online. She should have at least been a little suspicious when he referred to his big hits, “I’m a fryer” and “Hungry Liver.”
